How to make the perfect smoothie
  1. Fruit of some kind.
  2. Uh. Probably like juice or something. I don't know.
  3. Kale????????
  4. Wait it has to be cold so maybe the fruit from earlier should be frozen. Or at least chilled.
  5. Or ice I guess works.
  6. A blender. Gonna need one of those.
  7. Unless you want to spend like two hours blending it by hand using two sharp knives.
  8. An electrical socket. For which to plug in the blender.