Things my dad has done/said
  1. "I buy you Starbucks! If that's not love I don't know what is."
    He said after I told my grandma he doesn't even love me.
  2. "They suck so fucking bad. I want to rip my ear drums out."
    Said my dad after playing Ugh! By the 1975 in the car.
  3. "Are you trying to kill me?"
    He asked me after I showed him all of the 1975 music videos.
  4. "Why does Matty look like a mop?"
    I'm not explaining this one I can't help my dad is like this.
  5. "Right now would be a good time for a 1975 bus crash."
    After jamming to the 1975 for Marty's birthday
  6. "This is the first time in my life I wished I was deaf."
    Same day ^^
  7. that's all I got I failed