Possible titles for books I will never write.

  1. 1.
    I Don't Know Why I Did This
  2. 2.
    I Only Trust Rotten Tomatoes
  3. 3.
    I Spent Months Curating The Perfect Disco Playlist But Wrote My Essay 20 minutes Ago At IHOP
  4. 4.
    What Do You Do When The Only Job You Can Get Is Being A Cult Leader?
  5. 5.
    How to Make Friends And Get Them To Do Things You Wouldn't Even Do
  6. 6.
    Why Am I Inclined To Make All My Book Titles So Long
  7. 7.
    I Don't Know What My Tshirt Says I Bought It In Japan And I Think It's Cute
  8. 8.
    How To Dress Like A Jewish Lumberjack (and other style tips)
  9. 9.
    Mastering The Art Of Pretending To Master An Art
  10. 10.
    I haven't Brushed My Hair In Years and Other Atrocities
  11. 11.
    Yes I Know I've Got 4 inches of Split Ends But I'm Not Cutting My Hair