Stupid ways I injured myself as a child

  1. 1.
    Putting my hand on a hot grill and having to go to the hospital.
  2. 2.
    Trapping bees in a ziplock bag.
  3. 3.
    Wedging my thighs between two branches and getting stuck.
  4. 4.
    Choking on a sandwich at the beach.
  5. 5.
    Sticking my fingers in a pony's mouth.
  6. 6.
    Drinking my weight in chocolate milk.
  7. 7.
    Trapping my face in between wood railings attached to a stair case.
  8. 8.
    Using nail polish as lipstick.
  9. 9.
    Trying to pierce my own ears.
  10. 10.
    Repeatedly jumping off the top bunk at summer camp.