THINGS I'VE EATEN TODAY

Because I have such horrendous eating habits that I might as well make fun of them
  1. Breakfast: a chocolate chip muffin
    It was fresh out of the oven from my favourite coffee shop and that means it's healthier (I couldn't find any sources to back this up)
  2. Lunch: a pear
    Shoutout to all the pear
  3. Afternoon snack: a family size bag of Doritos
    Don't look at me like that, mom
  4. Supper: donairs
    I haven't actually eaten this yet but I have a donair kit in my fridge that expires today
  5. Midnight snack: TBD
    More Doritos, probably