How to throw a better party than Becca Wheeler

Easier done than said {literally so easy}
  1. 1.
    Buy a house
    Have to have it somewhere and having an entry free is frowned upon so might as well invest!
  2. 2.
    Make a Facebook event
    No better way to get the word around and you actually need people to show up to have a better party than Becca (although it only takes 2 or 3 people to have a better turn out)
  3. 3.
    Provide food
    #1 rule to everyone showing up: free booze. #2 rule (that's legal for everyone under 21): free food. The more gluten free the more people show up - scientifically proven.
  4. 4.
    Ballin Jams
    Music is key. My music taste is on point; Becca never stood a chance.
  5. 5.
    Get @WheelingBec out of the picture
    I know a guy
  6. 6.
    Congrats!
    You are now capable of throwing a better party than Becca Wheeler