11 Ways To Subtly Mess With People (and maybe drive them crazy)

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    Look right between someone's eyes when talking to them.
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    When someone makes a sexist/racist joke, stare them straight in the eyes and continue asking them questions, pretending you don't understand the joke.
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    Ask someone at work if they ever get a creepy deja vu feeling. A week later, do it again.
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    When meeting someone for the first time, start with "It's so nice to see you again!" And then quickly change the subject.
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    Look over people's shoulders when they are putting in their phone password. Pretend you have a call, and loudly say something with the number in it. For example, if the number was 8614, say: "Yes, it's 8614 west Main Street. See ya there!"
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    Rotate a friend's tv or other large item a little to the left every time you visit.
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    Say "no pun intended" occasionally after you have said something completely normal, that isn't really a pun.
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    Whisper-sing the batman theme (an na na na na na) over and over but never say the batman part.
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    Repeat the last two words of their sentence.
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    Ask for 50 pennies in exchange for two quarters. Pick your victim, and over a long span of time out pennies in their items. Coat pockets, notebooks, etc. work best.
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    Change the sensitivity a little bit on someone's computer, then after a week or two change it back to how it used to be.