1. The Hooked
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    You're quite classic and traditional, and maybe a little too stern. Have some fun, yeah?
  2. The Droopy
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    You're like, the human version of Eeore. Stop moping around, love!
  3. The Aquiline
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    You might be a Disney villain. Just maybe.
  4. The Roman
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    You're that one really loud sneezer, aren't you? You sound like a trumpet. Stop getting sick.
  5. The Grecian
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    Why do you eat so many olives? It's kind of weird. Please stop. No seriously your pockets are oily from the olives it is gross.
  6. The Button
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    You're childish and make quick decisions that almost always lead you into really shitty situations.
  7. The Upturned
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    Okay so you know that one really annoying kid in your second grade class who thought they were super smart but weren't? That's you.
  8. The Snub
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    When you sleep, you snore so much you make the people around you want to take a bath with their favorite toaster.
  9. The Funnel
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    You're that one character in every animation that everyone loves. Aw, your just too cute!