Ways to get me to swipe left on Tinder

  1. You have only one pic.
  2. You're with a group of friends in all your pics and I'm supposed to deduce the common denominator.
  3. As I swipe through your pics I see a noticeable age/weight range.
  4. You're wearing a hat in all of your pics. I will just assume you are bald, which I don't have a problem with but apparently you do.
  5. You have pictures of you posing with a tiger/Soul Cycle instructor