MOST EMBARRASSING THINGS I'VE EVER DONE
I'm sure there are more embarrassing moments, they are probably suppressed the depths of my subconscious....
- •Grabbed another man's hand at the Panda exhibit at the zoo, thinking it was my Daddy's! #eek
- •Fell sleep in English class in high school and passed gas (and woke myself up) when another student was giving a presentation. #wevealldoneit
- •Had too much to drink at a work function and took the signs from the sushi bar that read "wasabi" and #ginger" and stuck them on my chestesses like those name badges. #inmytwenties
- •Asked a woman at the beach in front of her son (probably age 8 or 9) how he was going to react to the new baby she was expecting. (Never again will I venture such a question no matter how confident I am in my powers of perception.) I had to walk away I was so #mortified