Everything's that happened to me on Tuesday night

#chicago
  1. A girl told me she had a throbbing vagina
  2. 2 straight men debated the merits of dill
  3. Said men also criticized our order of beets
  4. A man told us he had a big suite
  5. A 5-year-old sang Jailhouse Rock in the bar
  6. A grown man fell out of his bar stool
  7. Several women were wearing rompers and minidresses...on Tuesday