JOB TITLES I'VE SEEN ON LINKEDIN THAT DON'T MAKE SENSE TO ME

Some of these are downright loony. No pictures to protect the guilty so take my word for it.
  1. Retired
    Defeats the purpose of having a LinkedIn right?
  2. Stay-at-home-dad
    My ideal job
  3. Geocacher
    Professionally?? Do you compete?
  4. Talent
    Nothing else
  5. Tool maker
    Admittedly a skill I wish I had
  6. Neighborhood watchman
    Creepy or safe?