MY TEN FAVORITE CHICAGO ATHLETES, RANKED

No Bears because I can't deal with them this season
  1. 1.
    Jimmy "Buckets" Butler
  2. 2.
    Joakim "No Brainer" Noah
  3. 3.
    Anthony "🔥" Rizzo
  4. 4.
    Jakkkkkke Arrieta
  5. 5.
    Oh Captain my Captain Toews
  6. 6.
    Pau Pau
  7. 7.
    Addison "Young enough to be my son" Russell
  8. 8.
    Derrick
    Couldn't not put him on here somewhere
  9. 9.
    Shani Davis
    We chilled in 3rd grade
  10. 10.
    Nazr Mohammed
    Love an underdog
  11. 11.
    Honorable mention 1: Joe Maddon
    Honorable mention because he's not an athlete but he's a god to me
  12. 12.
    Honorable mention 2: Barry
    I mean look at that jumper! #BallinBarry