In no special order
  1. A dad
  2. My dad
  3. Your dad
  4. A professional beach goer
  5. A dog
    I seriously thought this was possible
  6. A shirt salesman
    "I got all kinds of shirts! Shirts with buttons, shirts with long sleeves, short sleeves, shirts without sleeves, I got what you need to cover your torso!"
  7. One of those guys that gets to sleep on the train
  8. Inspirational speaker
    All that talking in class has to be useful right?