Things My Husband Does That I Don't Get
Stay tuned for Vol. 2 of this list in the future... I'll have more I'm sure.
- •Scratches his nuts then smells his hands
- •Why he takes an hour to sit on a toilet to wait for poop to come outWhy not go when "it's time?"
- •Gels his short hairOnly after its cut... How much styling does a short hair cut need???
- •Pushes out a fart in public
- •Has to pee as soon as we get to any location
- •Listens to the GPS even though he knows it's wrong
- •Spend 2hrs deciding which ugly Jordan's to buy
- •Buying EXPENSIVE ugly Jordan'sBecause a lot of Jordan's are ugly
- •Uses my razorHe manscapes and had his own razor but uses mine... I thought I was supposed to use his?
- •Shaves his arms
- •Ask me where something is when we've gone over it several timesHere's a King of Queens scene as an example: http://youtu.be/whLeL1JGq9k
- •Falls asleep when I'm talking to him
- •Gives our daughter candy before dinner
- •Question this li.st and wondering if I typed it upOf course I did, ya basic bitch!!