FEARS // HELLA SCARY THINGS 🙈

  1. That the Amy-Tina best friendship is a PR stunt
  2. That the Michelle-Barack romance is a PR stunt
  3. Spiders
  4. Bathroom doors that don't lock
  5. That I will have bad joints when I'm older and I could have prevented it
  6. Being assaulted on my way home
  7. That I will have a hunch back when I'm older
  8. Failure
  9. Beyoncé and Jay-Z getting divorced
  10. Theft!!!
  11. Running into teachers in the locker room at the gym
  12. Broad City not getting renewed for infinite seasons