PROOF THAT I'M NOT A REAL AMERICAN

Also known as the story that sums up my personality.
  1. It all started when I was reading one of my favorite parenting-themed lifestyle blogs.
    This is something that I do more often than I'd like to admit.
  2. For the record, it was Cup of Jo.
    She's great. I love her content, the adorable pictures of her kids, and the Beauty Uniforms of the cool women she features.
  3. Every Friday she posts a list of quirky links to make up for not posting content on the weekends.
  4. This week one of the links was "10 Inspired Super Bowl Recipes"
  5. And I was like, ooh. Inspiring Super Bowls.
  6. I love Super Bowls.
    Nothin like a bowl of kale and quinoa and other cool super foods. Throw in some tahini dressing and I'm done. Avocado = ❤️❤️
  7. .
  8. It's cool that there are TEN new inspiring super bowl recipes.
  9. .
  10. I wonder how they spiced things up?
    Cool dressings maybe? Should I be using more sweet potato?
  11. .
  12. So I opened the link in a tab to read later
  13. And proceeded to read through all of her other links first
    A new book to get your kids to fall asleep easily! Mom illustrates her thoughts for her husband! Other things that aren't relevant to me because I'm not a mom!
  14. And finally I return to the super bowl link.
  15. And then realized my grave mistake.
  16. We were talking about different Super Bowls.
  17. 💁🏻🏈