REASONS WHY @SNOOPKATY IS THE WORST

Welcome to the list app @snoopkaty I loathe u
  1. She censors my speech
    Apparently "absotutely" and "okie dokie" are not okay to say
  2. She ignores my texts
    What part of "constant availability" is unclear
  3. She abuses animals
  4. She runs really fast
    making her immediately annoying to all normal people who hate running
  5. She's a bully
    As u can see from her face
  6. She only has one shirt
    It's this one