THINGS MY BODY DOES WELL

Ma bod does a lot of things really well (bodies are so cool! They do SO MUCH SHIT) but these are some of the little things that my body /could/ suck at, but she doesn't. Keep up the good work, kid πŸ˜‰
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    Sleeping (once asleep)
    Falling asleep easily is not something that my body does particularly well, but I'm very lucky that when I'm asleep I am GONE πŸ’£πŸ’₯πŸ˜΄πŸ’€πŸ’₯πŸ’£.
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    Not having dry hands
    My face gets very dry in winter but that's pretty much it. I have lots of friends who get dry hands in the winter and it seems so terrible and I want to hug them!! V grateful that this isn't something I have to suffer through.
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    Dealing w ingrown hairs
    I am very grateful for this because knowing me there's no way I would go to a doctor for this unless things were already REALLY bad.
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    Still loving me even though I shave like I'm 10
    For example I have this teeny adorable mole in my armpit and I don't know HOW I haven't shaved it off/done something else gross but it lives on ✊🏼.
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    Not getting eye infections
    Technically, with the way I treat my contact lenses, I should be blind by now.
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    Not sweating like wild
    I sweat for sure. Sometimes during yoga classes I lose my zen because I'm distracted by the sound of my own sweat splashing against my mat. But things could be a lot worse. This is also very fortunate because I remember to wear deodorant like once a week Β―\_(ツ)_/Β―
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    Not having scoliosis.
    Nice work, spine! πŸ‘πŸΌ you made it through middle school when it was totally cool to have scoliosis.
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    Not having serious allergies
    Yes! This would be so annoying! And I don't have to worry bout peanut oil and can eat all the Asian food I wantπŸ™πŸΌ without worry.
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    Not getting nosebleeds anymore
    I used to be such a nosebleeder. Like all the time. Now like once a year, max. I'm just like all the other cool kids!
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    ps KNOCK ON WOOD KNOCK ON WOOD hope none of this changes/ I'm not jinxing myself