WHAT'S THE POLITE WAY TO SAY

  1. That YouTube video you sent me wasn't funny. I watched it. I just.. Don't have anything to say about it.
  2. I don't want to go see that movie with you because I think it looks dumb but let's still hang out
  3. I'm running late and the reason is because you're always late and it bothers me so I'm doing this on purpose to get back at you
  4. Your method of cleaning dishes is cute because it doesn't actually clean the dishes. You know, the way five year olds clean dishes!
  5. You should give up on your beat-boxing career now.