Cheaper by the Dozen Kids, Ranked

Love me some Bakers!
  1. 1.
    Sarah
    Tomboy. Leader. Rebel. Gets to date Taylor Lautner.
  2. 2.
    Charlie
    Fuck me.
  3. 3.
    Jake
    Also just cool and fun.
  4. 4.
    Kimmy
    A know-it-all but in a good way.
  5. 5.
    Jessica
    Not as smart as Kimmy.
  6. 6.
    Lorraine
    Kind of a suck up but tells it like it is. Complains a lot. Also her veneers are distracting in CBTD2.
  7. 7.
    Mikey
    Too much energy and too much hair.
  8. 8.
    Mark
    Runs away. Cool frog, though.
  9. 9.
    Nigel
    Cannot tell them apart but they were funny as hell. Nigel is a cooler name than Kyle.
  10. 10.
    Kyle
  11. 11.
    Henry
    All he did was play clarinet and vomit.
  12. 12.
    Nora
    What kind of oldest sibling never calls her family?????? Also how did she not see how douchey Hank (Ashton Kutcher) was??