Keaton Family Members, Ranked

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  1. Alex P.
    Obviously the best, funniest, smartest, cutest.
  2. Elyse
    UNDERRATED, UNDERAPPRECIATED, A TRUE CHAMPION OF FEMINISM, THE ARTS, AND THE AMERICAN FAMILY.
  3. Mallory
    Coolest TV style, had a ton of cool boyfriends, was also hilarious and endearing.
  4. Skippy (honorary)
    THE BEST TV NEIGHBOR!!!!
  5. Steven
    Too self righteous.
  6. Jennifer
    Eh. But she's a tomboy so that's cool.
  7. Andy
    Kind of pointless.