MFK: FINN, KYLO REN, POE DAMERON

@roaringmeg and I had a lot of feelings about this one
  1. MARRY: at first, clearly Finn is the best choice for this because he's so loyal & cute & fun & wants to be the best version of himself for you. BUT imagine if you could be "Lady Macbeth-style" married to Kylo Ren? He would be SO broody & powerful & & seductive and you guys could run the whole First Order/galaxy & have lil Sith babies
    VERDICT: MARRY KYLO
  2. FUCK: if your instinct is to marry Finn, your instinct is then telling you prob FUCK Kylo because he is a total villain hottie & Adam Driver can get it (daddy issues are hot, amiright JJ?) but if you are MARRYING Kylo (good choice, btw) you prob want to FUCK Poe because he's so damn charming & that smirk is too much. He's cocky & brave. I'm down.
    Poe is also the best pilot in the resistance so he clearly excels at things and has skills! (In bed) VERDICT: FUCK POE DAMERON
  3. KILL: (see below because I legit cannot bear to kill John Boyega, I follow him on Snapchat and he is too precious for this world and I love his sweet cat, Logan)
  4. Alt: BE BROS WITH: Finn is your best friend, clearly!!! He's so sweet and devoted and caring and wants you to succeed and also to protect you, and you guys will be rebels-in-arms and it will be great. You can fight side by side and tell each other secrets and idk, maybe it'll be like a When Harry Met Sally situation and you guys will fall in love.
    VERDICT: BE BROS WITH FINN
  5. Tbh, any way you sort this, you win. We are so #blessed to get to see a movie with these handsome and phenomenal humans all in the same place
  6. SHOUTOUT TO REY BEING THE BEST CHARACTER EVER AND I'M JEALOUS OF ALL THE LITTLE GIRLS THAT GET TO GROW UP WITH HER AND PLAY STAR WARS AS HER AND GET TO USE THE FORCE AND A LIGHTSABER AND FLY THE FALCON AH SHE WAS SO COOL AND GREAT