MY DAD'S THE FORCE AWAKENS TAKES
- •"C-3PO doesn't look right""And it wasn't just the red arm"
- •"Maybe the Empire should stop building Death Stars"Had to remind him it's the FIRST ORDER and Starkiller Base is waaaaay different, Dad!!!
- •"They're crazy related"- about Rey and Luke
- •"How did Han and Leia have such an ugly kid?"Me: "AGREE TO DISAGREE." *tries to explain Girls and Adam Driver but then bails because it's impossible to explain* Dad: "I don't get it...."
- •"There's someone I hate more than Belichick and Brady"@ Kylo (high praise?)
- •"Ben sure does take his mask off for someone who wears a mask. Why even bother?"Cause he's a Darth fanboy, Dad, it's part of his #aesthetic
- •"I don't think Han should have died that way"Thought it was "too personal"
- •"How did Rey know about the map to the island?"Re: her dream of an island/the ocean. She didn't know about the map, she knew about the place!
- •"They were kind to Carrie Fisher"Thought she was lit well
- •"It was kind of depressing because the same shit keeps happening, just like the Bills"the Bills won yesterday and he was still depressed