POTENTIAL TWITTER BIOS

  1. Your cousin, Marvin BERRY
  2. The best of the best of the best, sir! With honors
  3. My friend told me I looked like The Little Mermaid last weekend
  4. Hydrate level four, please
  5. Amateur Scientology scholar
  6. Last name ever, first name greatest
  7. Never not thinking about Jamie Dornan on some level
    Mainly The Fall Jamie, tbh Fifty Shades slips in there too
  8. Hype Woman
  9. G-woman
  10. Sadly not Dana Scully
  11. 5th Grade WREC Geography Champion
  12. Parents almost named me Elizabeth
  13. My Grampa's favorite (tied for first with my sister)
  14. A teen told me I was cool, once