Quotes from "The OC" I Want on My Tombstone

Mostly Kirsten, Taylor, and Seth.
  1. "I MAY LIKE MY CHARDONNAY BUT I AM NOT GONNA DIE ALONE AND THAT'S MORE THAN I CAN SAY FOR YOU!!!!"
  2. "I am a human quagmire."
  3. "Oy, humbug."
  4. "Do not insult Journey."
  5. "Mother, do we have any tapioca on tap?"
  6. "Don't you judge me. I have a family who won't let me cook for Thanksgiving, I have a father who is using me for candied yams, and WE ARE OUT OF MERLOT!"
  7. "Don't salt his game."
  8. "I'm only here for comic relief."
  9. "You know how excited I get turning people on to comics."
  10. "We were never going to work anyway, he doesn't even like cheese."
  11. "I've never met an awkward silence I couldn't fill."
  12. "Welcome to The OC, bitch!"
  13. "CALIFORN-YUHHHH!!!!"