TOOTSIE POP FLAVORS, RANKED

  1. Dark red
    Raspberry? Don't really know, I just know it's the best. A bit tart, not too sweet.
  2. Bright red
    Pretty sure it's cherry, only slightly inferior to dark red but dark red is always preferable. This one leaves your tongue unnaturally red.
  3. Grape
    Divisive but I've always been a fan of the color contrast/taste contrast between the grape flavor and the tootsie roll within.
  4. Orange
    My dad's favorite.
  5. Brown
    Might as well just eat a plain old Tootsie Roll, or a mouth full of shit.