TOOTSIE POP FLAVORS, RANKED
- •Dark redRaspberry? Don't really know, I just know it's the best. A bit tart, not too sweet.
- •Bright redPretty sure it's cherry, only slightly inferior to dark red but dark red is always preferable. This one leaves your tongue unnaturally red.
- •GrapeDivisive but I've always been a fan of the color contrast/taste contrast between the grape flavor and the tootsie roll within.
- •OrangeMy dad's favorite.
- •BrownMight as well just eat a plain old Tootsie Roll, or a mouth full of shit.