HOW TO BE THE PROPER FIFTH WHEEL
- •Laugh really hard at the movie y'all are watching, so the couples can laugh and giggle about couple things without feeling awkward like if you could hear them.
- •Mooch off the food they are sharing, so they know you feel totally comfortable amongst them.
- •Sit on the couch WITH them so things stay kosher.
- •Cry silently into the blanket you guys are sharing.