HOUSEWIVES YOU FORGOT EXISTED

These women were on the shows once.
  1. The RHOMiami blonde who was quasidivorced but still, like, living w her ex
  2. The RHONY Jap with twins who had a house in QUOGUE and Ramona hated it.
  3. The blonde RHOC whose platform was postpartum depression and who knew Alexis's terrible husband
  4. The RHOA season 1 lady who was hiring an assistant to raise an exorbitant amount of money for a rando charity
  5. Every Real Housewife of Washington, D.C.