THINGS I THINK WALKING HOME FROM WORK
Do you think these things too?
- •Why is my purse so heavy?
- •No one else's purse is this heavy.
- •That's the building from which that woman jumped to her death.
- •Cross the street. There was a shooting on the sidewalk there and surely there may be another one there right now.
- •Do I want a mocha frappe from McDonalds?
- •That light up fairy air thrower in Union Square is going to hit me.
- •Her outfit is so much better than mine.
- •Mexicue smells delicious.
- •Do I need a new plate from Fishs Eddy right now?
- •I should stop at Eataly and pick up some soppressata.
- •Fuck, soppressata is expensive.
- •Do I want a milkshake from Shake Shack?
- •Fuck, that Shake Shack line is long.