THINGS I TOOK WAY TOO FAR ONE TIME

These are things I got abnormally too into.
  1. Tina Hill, future popstar
    Valentina Monte was, I convinced myself, too exotic for the mainstream music industry. I adapted that and wrote many song lyrics for my future platinum album. Britney and I would be friends. Christina and I would be nemesis.
  2. The Winnie the Pooh Collection
    I collected various Winnie the Pooh merchandise and put it on display in my family's basement. It was a museum. There was a Winnie the Pooh guest book visitors could sign with a Winnie the Pooh pen. Exhibits included: Nail art, cereal, toothpaste, cups, bears, books, films, and a floorplan designed to convey how the museum would one day be built.