TEXTS FROM MY MOM, OUT OF CONTEXT

Inspired by @georgeviebranzjr
  1. Aaiugghh!!!!!! Just finished hearing end to Fault in our Stars..... Aauugghh!!!!
  2. In the poring rain, no less! And we could use a port-a-potty while you're at it!
  3. And me trying to make crab cakes!
  4. Egads! Her lipstick was still on at the end!
  5. Sorry you're feeling so poorly. Hope crackers hit the spot.
  6. Think I'm going to be extra "bad" and cut church tomorrow. SO tired!
  7. This gives new meaning to the term "chocolate mousse"