Awful Places to Get Pimples

They're just annoying and gross wtf why do they exist
  1. On your butt and whenever you sit you feel it
  2. On your shoulder and when ever you wear a backpack it hurts
  3. Underneath your eyebrows and you can see it in your regular line of vision
  4. Planetary sized knobs on your nose that you can also see in your regular line of vision
  5. On the back of your neck and people can see it above your shirt collar