Chapter Titles In The Book About My Life 📖

Title: Bitch, How Are You Still Alive?
  1. This Didn't Work in Chapter 2; Why Are You Trying It Again??
  2. How Many Times Can I Disappear To Another City
  3. Where Did You Come From Where Did You Go
  4. Friendships I've Lost Because I Told an Adoption Joke
  5. Things I've Stolen After Hooking Up With People
  6. Why I Didn't Want to Sleep With You
  7. Should I Have Stopped Drinking? Probably. Did I? Like...No??
  8. Flailing About