Last 4 Photos On My Camera Roll, Captioned

I feel as though this would be appropriate for my first list, eh?
  1. Pappy got an iPhone
    My father recently got an iPhone and now I am in a group chat with my whole family. This could be dangerous...especially after one too many Gin & Tonics.
  2. My 7th grade heart
    At 13 years old I liked this really shitty band and this is their bassist. Ask me if I remember this picture ...
  3. Oh. Wow.
    I took a car selfie in traffic. Is my face greasy or is that really good highlight? I'll never tell ( grease). Those sunglasses were the best $3 I ever spent.
  4. Snapchat filters fuck.
    That's my best guy friend.