Things I Say to My Cat

Inspired by @daniellesmale
  1. "hey cat, you're really a cat"
  2. "Stick!!!!!"
    his name is Sticky
  3. "Richhhhhh!!!!"
    his name is Richard Parker.
  4. "ssssssspppppssssss!"
    weird noise I make with my mouth, usually gets their attention.
  5. "are you a cat"
  6. "how r u even real"
  7. "ur grounded"
  8. "omg get out"
  9. "u smell"
  10. "mrrreeoww"
    me trying to communicate.
  11. I want to squeeze you!!!!""
    *hugs really really tight
  12. "Bebe"
    when I pick them up