THINGS MY MEDICAL ASSISTANT SAYS EVERYDAY

  1. I am lit-erally....
    She has a very distinct way of saying literally (like LIT-rahlly) and uses it when she really feels strongly about something.
  2. Easy peasy
    Sometimes followed by, lemon squeazy
  3. I'll get right on that Rose
    Apparently this is a line from Don't Tell Mom The Babysitter's Dead. I've never seen that movie but she says this frequently when I ask her to do something.
  4. Have fun with that one....
    Regarding at least one patient per day after she rooms them
  5. I quit.
    Working at a pain clinic is exhausting. I think we all declare this at least once per day.
  6. May the odds be ever in your favor...
    When myself or someone else is walking into an unfun situation