WAYS THE INTERNET HAS PREVENTED ME FROM DOING ANYTHING PRODUCTIVE THIS AM

  1. Woken by a friend with a Brody Jenner quote.
    This is truly one of the worst things to ever happen to me.
  2. Learned Blur is playing the Hollywood Bowl in Oct.
    Trying to make plans with sleeping friends.
  3. The Jeb 2016 logo.
    This is truly one of the best things to ever happen to me.
  4. Chris Christie's thoughts on the female Viagra pill
    Turns out this was a fake news story! Double waste of time. 😢 I can never trust the net.