I want to list more, but I don't, because...

  1. I scare myself.
  2. I feel like I'm talking AT my shrink.
  3. Words have edges that are both sharp and dull. Either way I always end up hurting myself.
  4. Compared to other listers, I feel like the special child, that everybody wants to take to the prom, because it will look good on their CV.
  5. I want to go to prom.
  6. Creativity dribbles from my fingertips instead of powerfully shooting across the room like it did when I was younger.
  7. Dribbling still feels good.
  8. I close my eyes when I sneeze.