5 REASONS I STAY UP (TOO) LATE

  1. 1.
    I don't want this day to end. There is always more to do - or rather waste time with - before tomorrow
  2. 2.
    No texts, calls or Facebook updates - nighttime is my natural 'do not disturb' phase - just that I don't sleep like all the normal people. I write a list instead.
  3. 3.
    Just...one...more episode of Webtherapy... (The sound of my beloved MacBook Pro hitting the wooden floor wakes me at approximately 4:00am)
  4. 4.
    FOD - Fear Of Death - my version of FOMO. Fun for the emotionally challenged, self-absorbed millennial.
  5. 5.
    I feel bad for not ticking every last box on my carefully crafted to-do list and thus stay up as a punishment. This ensures that I will not be rested and thus efficient tomorrow, which will guarantee an accumulation of reasons to feel bad. ✔️