EXCUSES YOU GIVE YOURSELF NOT TO WRITE

Because we all do
  1. I just gotta make sure I vacuum first
  2. I'm making my desk look good first
  3. It's just one quick email I gotta respond to and then I'll write
  4. Oh whoops the dog needs a walk
  5. Just one more soda crush level
  6. I'm just gonna watch all of 30 Rock for inspiration. Hey! It's research
  7. You know who I haven't called in ages?? Well now that I remembered better call before I forget
  8. There's too many people in this coffee shop
  9. This keyboard is so dusty. Let me clean it up
  10. Let me make a list first
  11. This list is infinite so I can't focus on writing