Things Donald Trump is Hiding Under His Hair

  1. 1.
    His old voter registration card with Democrat on it.
  2. 2.
    Check Stubs for donations to Planned Parenthood
  3. 3.
    A teeny little demon who tells him what to say
  4. 4.
    Several immigrants from Mexico he's helping to smuggle in
  5. 5.
    His dignity