THINGS I ASKED MYSELF IN THE LAST 5 MIN
- •Did that piece of chocolate make it into my mouth, or did it go down my shirt?
- •When is a good time to introduce myself to my neighbors that moved in 3 weeks ago and I've already seen several times?
- •Are these "super grippy" socks going to be grippy enough for my indoor surfboard balance exercise yoga class tomorrow morning?
- •Did that Walgreens cashier want to bone me even though I look like messy trash right now?
- •That's definitely rain, right? It can't be an intruder pissing with the pee strength of an ox, right?
- •Am I being the best possible dog mom I can be?