THINGS I THOUGHT WHILE WATCHING FARRAH ABRAHAMS PORNO

  1. Why is it 12:30pm?
  2. Ballsy to be filming in that light
  3. How much did she have to pay James Deen to do this?
  4. Did they have rehearsals?
  5. Does she have a soul?
  6. How does it feel to be THE backdoor teen mom?