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  1. Kim Kardashian
    Sex with Kanye
  2. Kourtney Kardashian
    Deadpan bitch that never lets anyone step on her
  3. Khloe Kardashian
    An even more impressive ass than Kim, YEAH I SAID IT
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This is the best advice I have to offer.
  1. Break up
  2. Drop out
  3. Quit
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Imagine that everything you do on a daily basis is a political statement open to debate from anyone. Now you have some idea of what it's like to be a woman.
  1. Wearing makeup
  2. Not wearing makeup
  3. Shaving your legs
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  1. Drunk In Love
    Beyoncé
  2. Super Bass
    Nicki Minaj
  3. Hallelujah
    Jeff Buckley
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  1. Actually saying, in plain language, what they want.
  2. Rejecting a man in any way, shape, or form. This can include politely disagreeing with anything he said.
  3. Doing anything with their face that isn't smiling.
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  1. Actually putting their first and last name in your phone
  2. Holding hands in public where people you know might see you
  3. Admitting that you're dating and not just hanging out
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  1. Crowbar
  2. Luna bar
  3. Cliff bar
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Sometimes you're at a Hollywood party and everyone is networking and talking about "projects" and you feel very above it all and would like to ruin any potential career you might have, so here are some things you can say.
  1. I've never seen a movie.
  2. I think television is a platform that should just be for children.
  3. I'm so over Joss Whedon/James Cameron/Spike Jonze (adjust according to who you think party attendees are into)
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  1. It takes the joke list Twitter premise and puts it on its own little platform.
  2. So it's entire social media site dedicated to one joke format.
  3. That's it. Am I missing anything?