People I’d Like to Be for a Day

  1. Kim Kardashian
    Sex with Kanye
  2. Kourtney Kardashian
    Deadpan bitch that never lets anyone step on her
  3. Khloe Kardashian
    An even more impressive ass than Kim, YEAH I SAID IT
  4. Kendall Jenner
    Eats everything weighs nothing
  5. Kylie Jenner
    Pretty sure could just wear a Glad Bag and then all teenagers everywhere would start wearing them.
  6. Rob Kardashian
    lol jk