THINGS I LEARNED AT MY FIRST SHABBOS DINNER

  1. Can't mix dairy with meat
  2. Can't speak before eating challah
  3. There's singing
  4. Latki are fucking delicious
  5. Parents bless their kids and it's adorable
  6. There's wine
  7. You can mix dairy with meat if you're eating at someone else's house?
  8. Can't flip switches
  9. Kaleidoscopes EVERYWHERE
  10. Usually participants are jewish