aka things i will feel bad about not having accomplished come 2018
  1. write at least 5 original songs
  2. get in genuinely good physical shape
  3. finish writing my book
  4. spend less time on the internet
  5. read at least 10 of the books currently on my bookshelf
  6. stop treating myself like garbage
  7. become active in my community
  8. join a recreational roller derby league
  9. stop spending so much goddamn money on garbage i don't need
  10. save money