BUFFY THE SPRITZER SLAYER RULES

or how to get smashed in 40 minutes or less
  1. you see a cross
  2. giles takes off his glasses
  3. xander tells a bad joke
  4. willow is cute
  5. cordelia's a bitch
  6. main character life in danger
  7. someone dies
  8. someone does magic
  9. ironic cut scene
  10. foreshadowing
  11. credit shot
  12. something is super 90s
  13. bad parenting
  14. buffy sucks on a lollipop
  15. someone says wig, or some version thereof
  16. willow is obviously in love with xander
  17. angel shows up randomly
  18. someone says hellmouth