self-deprication edition!
  1. being like legit the most awkward ever
  2. sweating so much that i ruin all my clothes so tend toward darker colors because it's less noticeable but then my mom thinks I'm just being broody and need to lighten my wardrobe up
    come on mom it's a serious problem
  3. writing long run-on sentences that i think are funny but actually aren't
  4. failing to communicate and ultimately causing the demise of all my relationships
  5. getting really worked up about how i'll never be able to achieve my dreams while being such a lazy piece of shit but never actually doing anything about
    because fuck dreams am i right?
  6. giving too much of a shit
  7. not giving enough of a shit
  8. procrastinating my life away